Engineers vs. Lawyers vs. Business vs. Art vs. Medic

Let me tell you why girls should
eventually marry an engineer over a
Law, Management, Arts or Medical
School Graduate.
He has three distinct advantages over
the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
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An engineer boyfriend can provide you
with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years
old, an engineer probably has a
respectable, stable job that gives him
a high income to own a car, invest,
have a comfortable life, and get
married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a
lowly apprentice in law firm.
Most management graduates have just
failed on their first business plan.
The arts graduate is still looking for
a job.
And the medical school graduate is
still living in a hospital.



Advantage 2: Unmatchable
industriousness
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An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an
unimaginable amount of his time and
effort to understand you.
Engineers strain really really hard to
understand their work. You can believe
that they will try really really hard
to understand women too, just like how
they understand their work, once they
believe that you are the one. So even
if they don't understand you
initially, they will keep on trying.
Even if they still do not understand,
they will figure out the correct
method to keep you happy (e.g. buy
diamond ring = 1 week's worth of
happiness.) And once they find out the
secret formula, they will just keep on
repeating it so that the desired
results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with
you.
The Management graduate who will try
to control your spending,
The Arts graduate who will 'change
major'.
And the medical school graduate who
will operate on you.
And you know what, it's really so easy
to make engineer s believe that You
are the 'one'. Say that you like one
of their project and they will be
hooked to you forever.



Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend
will never betray your trust.
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Let me first tell you what is wrong
with the rest of the others - The
lawyers will lie about everything.
Management graduates will cheat your
money.
The arts graduate will flirt, and you
probably just look like another
cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too
busy to have an affair, and even if he
does, he is too dumb to lie to you
about that.

Hence, an engineer is the most secure
boyfriend that you will ever find -
rich enough, will keep on trying to
understand and please you, has no time
for affairs, and too dumb to lie to
you.

So girls, why procrastinate? Get an
engineer for your boyfriend!

p/s: HaHaHa